Dear Thunderfoot,
I realize you live in the apartment directly above me. I understand that you moved in less than a month ago when the nice, elderly, retiring cardiologist moved back to the lower 48. But do you have to thunderfoot your way around your apartment? Are you "angry walking"? Do you just like to stomp back and forth and back and forth constantly? Can't you get whatever it is you need and sit down for a while?
Completely NOT amused,
your downstairs, quiet neighbor